Porkocalypse: Next Year May Bring a Worldwide Bacon Shortage

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE. On the heels of our earlier video featuring Parks & Rec's Nick Offerman performing slam poetry about bacon, we have a devastating announcement: An industry group is claiming that a worldwide bacon shortage next year is “now unavoidable,” reports the LA Times.

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