Guys. GUYS. Red-and-white noodle-slicing robots are taking over the kitchens in Bejing.
They have flashing yellow eyes and breastplates (because if you're designing a noodle-slicing robot, why not?) and were invented by an
evil scientist noodle restauranteur Cui Runguan, who laments that “the young people don't want to work as chef to slice noodles.” His robots apparently work on the same back-and-forth sweeping motion as a windshield wiper, and customers don't seem to mind the difference. [via BonApp]