Here's something to perk up your Monday: There's a new video of Nick Offerman, the actor behind Ron Swanson, Park's & Rec's meat-loving director of the Pawnee Parks Department, performing a slam poetry ode to bacon. It contains bongo drums and lines such as, “Life is diminished down to its grizzly bear essence.” It certainly made our lunch hour better.
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