Summer Grows Up

The season of big budget bangs uses its brain

Explosions, pratfalls, and robots; heroes, aliens, and blondes — it must be summertime at the movies.

Beyond the flash, though, it's striking to note just how many movies will require us to actually think this summer— aren't we supposed to save thinking for the fall? Maybe it's the election, but there are some pretty serious and intense flicks coming our way — docs and foreign films and dramas that don't guarantee a happy ending. The distributors must be nuts, but in a sweetly brave and naïve way. And so, as an act of solidarity, we're taking the pledge: For every movie we see that's playing on more than one screen at the multiplex, we hereby vow to see one film that might be good for us. Because after all, as with pop idols and presidents, we get the movies that we deserve.

THRILLS AND CHILLS: The summer in action and horror

May 22

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Man. Hat. Whip.

May 30

The Strangers

In a remote cabin, Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman match wits with three home invaders wearing creepy masks … very creepy masks.

June 6


A retirement home caregiver (Mena Suvari) hits a newly homeless executive (Stephen Rea) and his body gets stuck in her windshield. She goes to bury him, but — uh oh — he's still alive. Based on a true story. From Re-Animator director Stuart Gordon.

June 13

The Incredible Hulk

Edward Norton goes green.

June 20

The Mother of Tears

Dario Argento directs his daughter, Asia Argento, as an art student who inadvertently frees a demonic witch from an ancient urn. Concludes a trilogy that began with 1977's eternally creepy Suspiria.

June 27


Angelina Jolie, once again channeling her inner assassin, teaches James McAvoy the tricks of the trade in this adaptation of Mark Miller's graphic novel. With Morgan Freeman.

July 2


Will Smith as a modern-day superhero who is becoming more famous for being drunk than for his ability to lift a whale with one hand.

July 11

Hellboy: The Golden Army

Ron Perlman returns as the lobster-hued demon with the mean right punch, and this time he's guided by Pan's Labyrinth director Guillermo del Toro.

July 18

Mad Detective

Hong Kong action masters Johnnie To and Wai Ka-Fai team up for this tale of an insane detective (literally) and his search for two missing cops. Watch for the split personality/split screen scene.

July 25


When teen hoodlums shoot Brian Cox' dog Red, the pissed off owner seeks revenge — but the little killer's dad (Tom Sizemore) has evil ideas of his own.

The X-Files: I Want To Believe

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson return as Mulder and Scully, a sorta-kinda couple whose kid must be in high school by now.

July 18

The Dark Knight

Batman (Christian Bale) versus the Joker (Heath Ledger). And an excuse for the tabs to rehash Ledger's death for newsstand sales. Christopher Nolan directs.

August 1

Midnight Meat Train

Bradley Cooper stars as a Manhattan photographer who becomes obsessed with finding a subway serial killer. The first in a series of films to be based on Clive Barker's hardcore horror collection, “Books of Blood.”

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Brendan Fraser, lifelong Mummy catcher, goes to China.


An American couple (Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer) find themselves enmeshed in a murderous drug plot aboard the fabled express train between China and Russia. With Ben Kingsley.

August 15


In this remake of a South Korean film, Kiefer Sutherland battles a vengeful ghost in a haunted department store. In other words, stay out of the dressing room.

August 22

Bangkok Dangerous

Nicholas Cage is a hitman on assignment in this action thriller from China's talented Pang Brothers (The Eye), here remaking their 1999 debut film.

August 29


A CIA terrorist thriller starring Don Cheadle and Guy Pearce and based on a story idea from…wait for it…Steve Martin.

Babylon A.D.

Vin Diesel in a near future world all gone to hell, trying to protect a woman whose baby will be the next Messiah. Don't worry: Vin will save us.

BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS: The summer in drama

June 13

When Did You Last See Your Father?

Colin Firth as an English writer attempting to reconcile with his ailing, larger-than-life father, played by Jim Broadbent. Based on Blake Morrison's acclaimed memoir of his 1950s childhood.

Quid Pro Quo

A mysterious woman (Vera Farmiga) leads a young radio reporter (Nick Stahl) into the strange world of those who desire — and not necessarily in a sexual way — to be disabled or maimed.

June 20

Savage Grace

Scandalous events in the lives of the Baekeland family — heirs to the inventor of plastic — are recounted by director Tom Kalin (Swoon) and actors Julianne Moore, Stephen Dillane, and Eddie Redmayne.

June 27

Brick Lane

A young Muslim woman (Tannishtha Chatterjee), born in Bangladesh, rebels against convention in modern day London.


Love — or is it abuse? — blossoms between a shy meter maid (Samantha Morton) and her aggressive co-worker (Jason Patric). This film marks a welcome return to the screen by the recently ill, and always delightful Teri Garr, in a dual role.

July 11


Josh Hartnett is a Manhattan entrepreneur riding the rise and rapid fall of the boom-and-bust. (Not a horror movie.)

July 23

Boy A

After spending most of his life in prison for a notorious crime, a young man (Andrew Garfield) adjusts to life on the outside.

July 25


In a film reported to be heavier on character development than psycho-terror, two couples in a remote cabin are being watched by a potential killer. Oddly, this is a mumblecore movie (by the brothers Duplass).

Brideshead Revisited

A wildly popular '80s PBS miniseries, Evelyn Waugh's classic novel of English manners comes to the screen with Matthew Goode as Waugh's narrator and Emma Thompson as the lady of the manor.

Henry Poole Is Here


A dying man (Luke Wilson) is forced to face his religious beliefs when his neighbors begin to see Christ's face in a stain on the side of his house.

The Longshots

Although it's probably the last film people would have expected him to helm, rock star Fred Durst make his directorial debut with the true story of the teenage girl who became the first female to play on a Pop Warner football team. Akeelah and the Bee's Keke Palmer stars, with Ice Cube as the coach.

Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America

Two Vikings lost in 11th-century North America attempt to survive, and then rebuild, while struggling to overcome their instinct toward war. Features very little dialogue and a reportedly intense rock soundtrack. Head bangers take notice.

A Thousand Years of Good Prayers

Director Wayne Wang (Eat A Bowl of Tea, The Joy Luck Club) returns to his indie roots with the story of a elderly man (Henry O) who comes from China to Spokane to visit his newly divorced daughter.

August 1


A sex-addicted con artist (Sam Rockwell), his deranged mother (Anjelica Huston), and a recovering chronic masturbator (Brad Henke) populate Clark Gregg's adaptation of Chuck “Fight Club” Palahniuk's novel.

Frozen River

The great Melissa Leo finally gets top billing in filmmaker Courtney Hunt's story — a Sundance hit — of a single mother who gets involved in human smuggling on the U.S./Canada border.

August 8


Ben Kingsley is a womanizing English professor who has slowly come unraveled by his obsessive affair with a student (Penelope Cruz). Based on a novella by Philip Roth, with Dennis Hopper and Patricia Clarkson.


A love it or loathe it film from Alan Ball (American Beauty, Six Feet Under) about a 13-year-old Lebanese-American girl (Summer Bushil) who encounters racism and sexual abuse when she moves to Houston. With Aaron Eckhart.

August 22

Crossing Over

Harrison Ford, Sean Penn, Ray Liotta, Ashley Judd, and Summer Bushil crash into each other in director Wayne Kramer's multistory exploration of life in immigrant Los Angeles.

STUDY ABROAD: The summer in foreign film

May 30

The Unknown Woman

Cinema Paradiso director Giuseppe Tornatore's complex thriller about a Ukrainian woman (Kseniya Rappoport) with a tragic past but questionable motives who insinuates herself into the life of a young Italian family.

June 20


This recent foreign film Oscar nominee recounts the early years of Genghis Khan, the mighty 12th-century warrior and conqueror of all he surveyed.

June 27

Elsa & Fred

Manuel Alexandre and China Zorilla star as two 70-something neighbors who fall in love and travel to Italy to re-enact the Trevi Fountain scene from Fellini's La Dolce Vita.

The Last Mistress

Director and provocateur Catherine Breillat (Fat Girl) heads to 19th-century France where a young nobleman (Fu'ad Ait Aattou) tries to shake his obsession with his longtime mistress (Asia Argento, 2008's most prolific actress).

Tell No One

In this Cesar Award-winning French adaptation of an American novel by Harlan Coben, François Cluzet stars as a pediatrician under suspicion of murder.

August 15

A Girl Cut in Two

Reportedly inspired by the 1906 murder of New York architect Stanford White, this thriller by French director Claude Chabrol concerns a TV reporter (Ludivine Sagnier) torn between two charismatic, and possibly treacherous, men (Benoit Magimel and François Berleand).

JUST THE FACTS: The summer in docs

June 6

Bigger, Stronger, Faster

The war over steroids in sports, as experienced by filmmaker Christopher Bell and his pro wrestler and pro lifter brothers, both unapologetic juicers.

June 13

Chris & Don: A Love Story.

In this moving documentary, artist Don Bachardy looks back on his 40-year relationship with writer Christopher Isherwood, whose Berlin Stories inspired the musical Cabaret.

The Sky Turns

After 35 years away, filmmaker Mercedes Alvarez returns to the tiny Spanish village where she was the very last child to be born.

June 27

Gunnin' for That #1 Spot

Beastie Boy Adam Yauch tracks eight high school basketball players — NBA contenders all — as they prepare for a showcase game in Harlem's legendary Rucker Park.

Encounters at the End of the World

Werner Herzog, who knows a thing or two about living life to the extreme, heads to Antarctica to meet the researchers who man one of the world's most remote science stations.

My Winnipeg

Using his signature mix of silent film, animation, and delightfully weird melodrama, Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin composes a love letter to his Canadian hometown.


This tribute to blacklisted screenwriter Dalton Trumbo (Roman Holiday, Johnny Got His Gun), written by his playwright son, Christopher, features readings by Joan Allen, Kirk and Michael Douglas, and Paul Giamatti.

July 4

Gonzo: The Life & Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

With the help of Johnny Depp, illustrator Ralph Steadman, and a treasure trove of 1960s and '70s archival footage, filmmaker Alex Gibney (Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, Taxi to the Dark Side) tracks the life of the mad-genius journalist.

July 11


Comedian Bill Maher takes on religion in this documentary from Curb Your Enthusiasm director Larry Charles.

July 18

Lou Reed's Berlin

In a concert film directed by Julian Schnabel (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly), Lou Reed performs, for the first time ever, his magnificent 1973 song-cycle, “Berlin.”

July 25

American Teen

In this Sundance hit, filmmaker Nanette Burstein (The Kid Stays in the Picture) tracks a year in the life of four Indiana teens.

August 22

Man on Wire

Filmmaker James Marsh explores the ultimate high wire act: tightrope walker Philippe Petit's 1974 illegal stroll between the Twin Towers.

TAKE THE KIDS: The summer in family fare

June 6

Kung Fu Panda

Po the Panda learns martial arts in order to protect his village against a marauding snow leopard. Featuring the voices of Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black.

June 27


The new computer toon from Pixar director Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo) takes place 700 years in the future when a lonely Earth robot called WALL-E and a sleek bot from space named EVE team up for adventure.


July 2

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

In a role likely to make Dakota Fanning pea green with envy, Abigail Breslin stars as Kit, the mystery-solving 10-year-old heroine of the popular Depression-era book series.

July 11

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D

Brendan Fraser digs deep.

July 18

Space Chimps

Animated monkeys blast into space to head off approaching aliens.

August 8

Fly Me to the Moon

Animated 3-D astronaut flies (very cute flies) go to the moon.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

The magic jeans follow America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn, Blake Lively, and Alexis Bledel to college and beyond.

August 15

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

George Lucas, who sure knows how to stretch an idea, produced this animated film about Anakin Skywalker's glorious Jedi days, before Darth got his mitts on him.

August 22

Wild Child

Emma Roberts (Nancy Drew) as a spoiled Malibu teen (is there any other kind?) who's sent to a strict English boarding school.

A LAUGH RIOT: The summer in comedy, romantic and otherwise

May 30

Sex and the City: The Movie

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon as four New Yorkers with unlimited clothing and brunch budgets.

June 3

The Wackness

Josh Peck as a teenage pot dealer in 1994 New York. His best client? His shrink, played by Ben Kingsley (who's everywhere this summer).

June 6

The Foot Fist Way

A strip mall Tae Kwan Do instructor (Danny McBride) with lots of attitude and few actual skills prepares for a big fight. Giving Jody Hill's no-budget comedy some cache? Will Ferrell's championing.

The Go-Getter

A 19-year-old (Lou Taylor Pucci) encounters Zooey Deschanel and Jena Malone after stealing a car to head across country to find his long lost brother.

Miss Conception

Heather Graham has one month to conceive a child and enlists her friend (Mia Kirshner) to help her find a father. But that's not all! The title has a double meaning!

Mister Foe

Jamie Bell is Hallam Foe, a 17-year-old obsessed with jumping across Edinburgh rooftops and a thing for beautiful girl Sophia Myles.

The Promotion

John C. Reilly and Seann William Scott duke it out for the manager job at a Chicago grocery store in this consumer satire from writer-director Steve Conrad, who penned The Pursuit of Happyness.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

A pumped-up Adam Sandler stars as an Israeli Mossad agent fulfilling his lifelong dream of becoming a Brooklyn hairstylist.

June 20

Get Smart

Steve Carell is Maxwell Smart and Anne Hathaway Agent 99 in this film version of the mid-1960s TV show about an inept superspy and his smarter, sexier sidekick.

The Love Guru

Mike Myers dons a Mahatma beard and golden swami robes to play an American raised in India who dreams of becoming a Brooklyn hairstylist (or America's go-to self-help guru). With Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake.

June 27

Finding Amanda

Brittany Snow is a Vegas stripper so badly in need of rehab that her mother enlists her uncle (Matthew Broderick) to steer her sober. Trouble is, he might just need to take a detour to the track …

July 4

Diminished Capacity

Matthew Broderick opens another movie, this time starring as a brain-injured man who hits the road with his dementia-addled uncle (Alan Alda) and high-school sweetheart (Virginia Madsen).

July 25

Step Brothers

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly reunite as newly related men who discover that two fools are better than one.

July 11

Meet Dave

Dave (Eddie Murphy) is an alien, new to Earth. Dave tries to adjust to Manhattan life, all the while being supervised by a command post of tiny (alien) people in his head (whom we see).


Kenny Smyth (Shane Jacobson), Australian port-o-potty entrepreneur, hopes to find a little respect at a Nashville convention of … port-o-potty entrepreneurs.

August 1

In Search of a Midnight Kiss

Filmed in black-and-white, this Manhattan comedy tags along with a 29-year-old man (Scoot McNairy) on a Craig's List date with a beautiful but super intense young woman (Sara Simmonds).

The Rocker

Rainn Wilson steps out of The Office and into leather pants for this comedy about a failed rock drummer getting a second chance — with his nephew's high school band.

Swing Vote

On the eve of the presidential election, one drunken ne'er-do-well (Kevin Costner) has the power to cast the sole deciding vote. Could be non-fiction.

August 8

Pineapple Express

Seth Rogen and James Franco are stoned on the best weed of their life, and also running for their lives from a killer cop in a film penned by Rogen and his Superbad writing partner Evan Goldberg and directed by indie darling David Gordon Green. (Admission is half price if you bring your own bong.)

August 15

Bottle Shock

Based on the true story of a French wine shop owner (Alan Rickman) who traveled to Napa in 1976 to set up a blind taste test between French and California wines. The must see summer flick for wine lovers.

Tropic Thunder

Ben Stiller (who also directs), Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. go all Rambo as Hollywood actors who don't realize that their military training is actually in a real war. With Tom Cruise in a fat suit cameo all the world wants to see (including you).

August 22

Hamlet 2

This Sundance favorite stars Steve Coogan as a Tucson high school teacher whose sequel to Shakespeare's “bummer” of a play thrills his students and freaks out their parents.

The House Bunny

Ditzy Playboy bunny Anna Faris becomes college sorority house mother, a plot line that must have made for a terribly efficient pitch meeting.

The Accidental Husband

Grey's Anatomy heartthrob Jeffrey Dean Morgan and the ubiquitous Colin Firth compete for Uma Thurman's heart in this romantic comedy from actor-turned-director Griffin Dunne.

August 29

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Woody Allen down Barcelona way, steering Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, and Scarlett Johansson (yet again) through the complications of three-way love.


DANCING QUEEN: The summer in ABBA films

July 25

Mamma Mia!

Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, and Amanda Seyfried dance and sing to the music of — who else? — ABBA.

***As with summer weather, baseball, and presidential race forecasts, all dates are subject to change.

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