We don't hate Ke$ha. We actually had a surprisingly good time at her glitter-choked trash-pop orgy last night. But sometimes, we wish we did hate her. So as we struggle with our identity and self-worth after thinking that maybe she's not so bad, here are 10 reasons for us all to resume closed-minded disgust with Ke$ha. And feel free to replace “Ke$ha” with “her fans,” or even “humanity.”
1. She brings out more dollar signs than a bad rap video.
We're pretty sure even Rick Ro$$ would find this guy's bling distasteful.