A Second-By-Second Breakdown of the Worst Christmas Music Video Ever Made

In case you missed all the twinkling lights and massive, decorated trees everywhere, the holiday season is well and truly upon us. And, as you already know, that means it's also the season for awful, cringe-worthy music you can only listen to for — at most — one week of the year (the only exception to this rule is “Christmas In Hollis” by Run DMC, which is awesome any day of the year).

Thus, we decided to go on a quest to find the very worst Christmas music video ever made. It was quite the battle — we're pretty sure our eyes started bleeding halfway through that product-placement-ridden Mariah Carey/Justin Bieber travesty that just came out, and Slade's “Merry Christmas Everybody” is positively suicide-inducing. 

But then we finally found it. A Christmas music video so terrible, so cheesy, so stylistically awful, that it requires second-by-second analysis. Welcome to “Last Christmas” by the '80s George Michael vehicle, Wham! Now let the fun begin…

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