Bon Jovi, Taylor Swift, and Prince William Are Dreaming of a White Christmas Exceedingly White, Giving Us Nightmares

Quick, what's the whitest thing you can think of? The latest Jennifer Aniston vehicle? That new condo on Dolores with a Whole Foods on the bottom and a fucking butterfly habitat on top?

Well, stop straining your brains, my friends — you need to reserve energy for digestion over these next few days. Besides, a spectacle that experts have identified definitively as the Whitest Thing That Has Ever Happened went down last night, at a Kensington Palace charity event called (what else?) the Winter Whites Gala.

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