– Shirtless hippie dancing

– Shirtless hippie dancing … in a tree!

– A glass bong longer than your forearm

– Drunk person crying and/or throwing up before 3 p.m.

– Patagonia-wearing couple drinking white wine out of real glasses

– Awkward making out

– Dirty hippie kids carrying their own musical instruments (bonus if one is a banjo)

– Performer onstage quipping about how “it sure smells good out there”

– Exasperation with giving away single cigs leading to actually selling them

– Pack of teenagers passing around a full-size bottle of liquor

– Unironic cowboy hat-wearing

– John Muir/Walt Whitman beard

– Naked people dancing/smoking pot/playing Frisbee

– Someone begging you to let them cut in the bathroom line

– Bike locked high up in a tree

– Drinking boxed wine out of the box

– Too much psychedelics

– Marina bros in their cowboy Halloween costumes

– People making emotive faces with their eyes closed

– People walking barefoot in a place where you shouldn't walk barefoot

– A juggler

– Slacklining

– People begging for weed

– Someone selling tallboys of shitty beer for a lot of money