Well this is pretty funny: It turns out pugs — those wrinkly little dogs you see everywhere in San Francisco — have a metal streak. These little canine buggers can howl and scream louder than Dave Mustaine at a party of Metallica-loving liberals.
Don't believe us? Just check out this video, which features pugs screaming their little hearts out over the kinds of death metal fury we thought only humans could handle. We never knew the little dogs had so much angst — or lung capacity.