Madonna Bashes 50 Shades, Kim Gordon Slams Lana Del Rey, and Vanilla Ice Lands a Pool Heater

“It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, ‘Hmm, a lot of spanking.’ I also thought, ‘This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.’ I'm sorry, but no one eats pussy as much as the guy in that book.”
Madonna’s take on Fifty Shades of Grey and fictional cunnilingus is pretty magnificent. (Billboard

“Today we have someone like Lana Del Rey, who doesn't even know what feminism is, who believes it means women can do whatever they want, which, in her world, tilts towards self-destruction, whether it's sleeping with gross older men or being a transient biker queen. Equal pay and equal rights would be nice.”
We can't frickin' wait for Kim Gordon's “Girl in a Band” book to come out, if it's full of nuggets of wisdom like this. Boom! (Billboard)

“I'm seeing some crazy numbers. When they keep coming I'm like, ‘Is it worth it now?' because it could mean that I don't ever have to do anything again.”
People are offering Sia a butt-ton of cash to tour — and she might just do it. If so, that Maddie Ziegler kid is about to be real busy… (NME)

“He gave me his heart on Valentine's Day, and I said YES!”
Lady Gaga is getting married y'all! (Instagram)

“I love standards. People laugh because I'm kind of an old man in that respect.”
Zooey Deschanel: secret old man. (Billboard)

“It's a misunderstanding, it was blown out of proportion. It's sad that good news doesn't travel this fast. It's just out of proportion and I wish you guys would focus on all the good things I've done. It'll all get cleared up, you'll see.”
Vanilla Ice just got arrested for stealing bicycles, furniture and a pool-heater. Yikes. (NME

“He's become his death/ The spark of the riots/ That's the way he's blessed/ To stay alive.”
Pussy Riot just got buried alive in the powerful new video for “I Can't Breathe.” It's dedicated to Eric Garner, and features his final words. (YouTube)

“For 40 years, they've been locking up diseased drug addicts, educating them on criminal behavior and dumping them back in the hood. The poetry and the reflection of what comes from that — that jail culture — that's obvious… He ain't done shit for nobody, not in a very long time.”
Russell Simmons' response to Geraldo Rivera saying some shit about hip-hop being “very destructive culturally.” (TMZ)

“If someone was to say, ‘Hey, do you want to go to a high-end house now?’ I’d absolutely say no… Because I’m only concerned with making beautiful products available to as many people as possible.”
Kanye West designs for Adidas because he is a man of the people. (

“There's lots of problems with modern music, but the problems aren't Beyonce, Kanye, or Beck.”
Arcade Fire's Win Butler made a mashup of Beck's “Loser” and Kanye's “Jesus Walks” — and it's fucking brilliant. (Twitter / Soundcloud)

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