Michael Jackson's Hair Gets Turned into a Roulette Ball (We're Not Kidding)

Yesterday, we had to walk away from our desks and go and sit in a darkened room for an hour to mourn the fact that exploitative, sick-fuck-dom just got taken to a whole new level by three separate groups of people, operating together as a sort of bloated super-leech. Prepare to wrinkle up your face in disgust as we tell you that a website called Online Gambling Pal recently purchased some of Michael Jackson's hair (for $10,871) and is — in a move that even Elvis' jumpsuit designer would probably call tacky — turning it into a roulette ball.

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