Simmons to help self

We were planning on lining up to see Russell Simmons downtown at Alexander Book Co. Tuesday, tempted by his new book about getting totally freaking rich: Do You! 12 Laws To Access The Power In You To Achieve Happiness And Success. Trump writes the introduction, which means it's going to be youge even if it's not, but we were confused by the beginning of that 15-word title — doesn't Do You mean Fuck Yourself? — so we went to the publisher for edification. The Penguin site soothed us: “In 12 straight forward steps, Russell reveals a path towards success that can be followed not only by those looking to duplicate his professional success, but anyone struggling to realize their dreams.”

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