Hope no one has any emotional attachment to the phrase “Smells Like Teen Spirit” — either the song, its mystique, or the band that played it — 'cause if so, they're about to get quite a mindfuck.

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” is the (working) title of a new family sitcom just sold to CBS, about “an 18-year-old budding entrepreneur who forgoes Harvard and instead opts to launch a multibillion-dollar Internet company from his garage with the assistance of his sister, best friend and his 1990s indie-rock parents,” according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Excuse us while we go puke on our Chuck Taylors?