The FBI Classifies Juggalos as a Gang (of Idiots?)

Well, it's official. According to the FBI's National Gang Threat Assessment for 2011, Juggalos — those loud-mouthed, clown-faced, Insane Clown Posse-loving idiots — are a real live gang. They're listed as a “Non-Traditional” gang on the Contents page, but they're a gang nonetheless. And if you read this thing, the FBI is clearly genuinely concerned about the crimes this moronic team of face-painters are committing around the country. And here we were thinking they were just simpletons with a love of terrible, terrible music and playing dress-up!

According to the report, Arizona, California, Utah, and Pennsylvania already recognize Juggalos as a gang. The report also states that “Transient, criminal Juggalo groups pose a threat to communities due to the potential for violence, drug use/sales, and their general destructive and violent nature.” In addition: “Open source reporting suggests that a small number of Juggalos are forming organized subsets and engaging in gang-like criminal activity, such as felony assaults, thefts, robberies, and drug sales.”

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