The Grammys Are Coming. Here's a Drinking Game to Get You Through Them

Yes, the Grammys are nothing more than a promo summit for what remains of our broken conglomerate record labels of yore. Columbia, EMI, Warner Bros., Capitol, Atlantic, Interscope, et al. like to believe they still hold some influence over the masses, and as long as we can sit here comfortably and judge their stars' tacky outfits and overly tuned voices, we're mostly okay with such spectacles. So it's ironic — or perhaps genius — that it was the very same rock and pop stars who taught us that the only legitimate influential force in the biz is drugs and booze — and that most Grammy-approved music and personalities are only tolerable when our brains are flooded with the stuff. Sunday's 2011 Grammys host is LL “Oh shit he must be promoting a new album” Cool J, which should be all the convincing you need to take up our 2011 Grammy drinking game. Here are the rules:

1. Drink Every time you hear the name “Lady” and twice every time you think “tramp.”

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