The Top 5 Creepiest Depictions of Exercise in a Music Video

First of all, let's just say “Go Giants!” We're so proud of our boys for making it to the play-offs, and are hoping and praying they can whoop Philly's ass and take us to the World Series. As usual though, all this gleeful anticipation got us thinking about music videos – sporty ones. Then we found a pile that weren't particularly kind to our eyeballs. Here then are the top five creepiest depictions of exercise in a music video. 

5. Against Me! “White People For Peace” 
If, like us, you were bullied relentlessly for being a music nerd in high school, football players are creepy enough when they're just doing their usual thing. Against Me! took those old phobias and kicked them up a notch with this video, in which the “players” (some of them vomiting blood) beat each other's faces in with massive guns. The skinny grey dude in the bathroom doesn't help either. Thanks, Gainesville punks, for giving us nightmares.

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