Since yesterday's Super Bowl Half Time Show was so sorely lacking in wardrobe malfunctions — frankly, we found the Black Eyed Peas' outfits a billion times more offensive than Janet Jackson's silver-plated nipple, but whatever — we decided to provide a bit of dirt today, so you can all get over the family friendly fun of yesterday. Here then, are the top five most politically incorrect videos.
5. “I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself,” The White Stripes
If there was a list of Things People Would Never Say, somewhere in the top five would be the phrase: “I wonder what Kate Moss' boobs look like.” And while Ms Moss has all her special parts covered in this video, lots of feminists weren't particularly happy to see one of the world's most prominent super models making pole-dancing look like an aspirational goal. We'd also put money on the fact that strippers didn't like it much, either — Moss doesn't even go upside down once! Rubbish!