This Week: Bono's Hands, Marilyn Manson's Dick, and Jared Leto's Fanny-Pack

“I wash my hands before I piss because I know where my dick's been, but I don't know where my hands have been.”
Marilyn Manson practices good hygiene. Kind of. (Rolling Stone)

“I think it has 100,000 percent to do with the fact that I have a vagina.”
Iggy Azealea blames her lady bits for all that cultural appropriation she's been accused of. (Vanity Fair)

“I think that hip hop has done more for racial relations than most cultural icons. And I say save Martin Luther King because his 'Dream' speech we realized and President Obama got elected, but the impact of the music, you know, this music didn't only influence kids from urban areas; it influenced people around the world.”
Jay Z on how hip hop has assisted race relations. (Oprah Winfrey Network/YouTube)

[jump] “As I write this, it is not clear that I will ever play guitar again. The band have reminded me that neither they nor Western civilization are depending on this.”
Bono’s recovery from his bicycle accident is slow and uncertain — but he seems to have found a sense of humor. (

“All I can say is Maddie and Shia are two of the only actors I felt could play these two warring 'Sia' self states. My intention was to create some emotional content, not to upset anybody.” (Twitter)
Sia responds to people who were offended by her (amazing) new video for “Elastic Heart”. If you’ve ever wanted to see a small female child beat up a buff grown man, this is probably right up your alley:

“It is weird when you meet somebody and they have a button with your face on it.”
Carrie Brownstein on meeting Portlandia co-star and Sleater Kinney fan, Fred Armisen for the first time. (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)

“I don’t FaceTweet or whatever people do. I understand that I’m the old guy now. I turn on my computer and look at porn a little bit, see what’s going on in the news, but that’s about it.”
For Kid Rock, the internet is for naked people, not socializing. (The Guardian)

“hi bitch i hate u. touch justins dick again and ill kill u im not joking.”
Model Lara Stone, who posed with Justin Bieber in his Calvin Klein campaign, is getting death threats on Twitter now. (TMZ)

“YIKES If Bieber looked any sexier in his 20 foot NYC Calvin billboard I would faint!!! Man oh man”
Kirstie Alley is hot and bothered over Bieber as well. (Twitter)

Jared Leto is on a fanny-pack selling tip. Here he is modeling one, while wearing some nice lady leggings. (Jezebel)

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