They write songs. Songs just suck. Songs are vapid and stupid and tired and derivative and corny and boring and stuff. Why do they even bother making songs? They should just do something else already. Jeez.
19. Some of their songs are even worse than their other songs.
Which just goes to show that they're *actually* really terrible. As in, shit.
18. Pitchfork gave their latest album a 9.2.
Or, wait, was it a 2.9?