Top Five Musicians We Didn't Need to See Naked (Slightly NSFW)

When Demi Moore took her kit off for the cover of Vanity

Fair in 1991, it caused a storm of controversy. A — gasp! — naked, pregnant

woman, looking — double gasp! — sexy! People freaked out. It was kind of cool, but the problem was that it opened the floodgates. And

now, more than a decade later, the world has to deal with Mariah Carey having her

boobs clutched by her husband while she's with child in a shoot not nearly as tasteful. This heinous recent overexposure of Carey's personal life got us

thinking about all those other musicians we didn't necessarily need to see

naked. So here are our top five offenders, along with the people we would

rather have seen in the buff.

5. Amy Winehouse
Oh, Amy. When they tried to make you go to rehab and you

said no, no, no, we backed you 100 percent, even though we were

worried about how much crack you might be smoking. But, when you posed nude for a

breast cancer awareness campaign in 2008, even though it was for a good cause

and we felt like patting you on the back for that, we had to wonder how much we

needed to see this. Especially when, just a couple of years later, you went and

got breast implants and failed to keep them in your shirt on a great number of

occasions. Bottom line: We're a bit tired of seeing Amy Winehouse's

breasticles at this point. Whether it's for a good cause or not.

We would've rather seen: Lily Allen flashing the Warfield in

2009. And we did. So, uh … okay then! All's square now.

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