When Demi Moore took her kit off for the cover of Vanity
Fair in 1991, it caused a storm of controversy. A — gasp! — naked, pregnant
woman, looking — double gasp! — sexy! People freaked out. It was kind of cool, but the problem was that it opened the floodgates. And
now, more than a decade later, the world has to deal with Mariah Carey having her
boobs clutched by her husband while she's with child in a shoot not nearly as tasteful. This heinous recent overexposure of Carey's personal life got us
thinking about all those other musicians we didn't necessarily need to see
naked. So here are our top five offenders, along with the people we would
rather have seen in the buff.
5. Amy Winehouse
Oh, Amy. When they tried to make you go to rehab and you
said no, no, no, we backed you 100 percent, even though we were
worried about how much crack you might be smoking. But, when you posed nude for a
breast cancer awareness campaign in 2008, even though it was for a good cause
and we felt like patting you on the back for that, we had to wonder how much we
needed to see this. Especially when, just a couple of years later, you went and
got breast implants and failed to keep them in your shirt on a great number of
occasions. Bottom line: We're a bit tired of seeing Amy Winehouse's
breasticles at this point. Whether it's for a good cause or not.
We would've rather seen: Lily Allen flashing the Warfield in
2009. And we did. So, uh … okay then! All's square now.