Twelve of E-40's Most Funny and Creative Lyrics

There's no denying that E-40 has a zany, entirely unique voice in the rap world. And the fact that the Vallejo native has some of the most creative, off-the-wall lyrics only makes this better. To help get you through Hump Day, here are 12 of E-40's silliest, most comedic lyrics for you to giggle at just because. 

[jump] 1. “Choices (Yup)” 

Sober as a gopher? (nope)

Higher than a rollercoaster? (yup)
Star Wars? (nope)
Yoda? (yup)

2. “Ballaholic”

I wear these glasses so that I can look like a square
but if you ever see me in a fight with a bear
don't help me nigga, help the bear

3. “Tell me When To Go”

Ooh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em

I ain't got none, but I'm planning on growing some
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb
Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones

4. “Captain Save A Ho”
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane

What's that nigga's name?
Captain save a ho, mayne!

5. “Gouda”
Oooooh, Hustlers 'R Us
My game sharper than the elephant's tusk
6. “Sideways”
When Christmas come around ask Santa Claus
Santa do you know E-40?
Bet you that nigga say “That's my homie!”

7. “Money Sack”

Dragging my knuckles on the ground like an ape

Tougher than a 3 dollar steak

8. “Money On My Mind”

I ain't soup and salad, I'm souper salad
9. “Can't Fuck With Me”
Y'all can't fuck with me, chain around my neck same color as pee

10. “Beastin”

But I'm not an alcoholic I'm just a serious social drinker
There's only like seven real niggas left on this earth

And I'm one of them

11. “Hustle” 

I'm rare like white running backs

12.”Bad Bitch”

that bitch thicker than… peanut butter in the freezer


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