Worst New Song of the Week: Karmin's “Hello”

Man. When we heard that really ironically-titled new 3OH!3 song (“You're Gonna Love This”), we were like “Wow. Nothing could ever be more inane and vacuous than this auto-tuned piece of shit.” But then we heard the new Karmin song, “Hello,” and decided it should be the first in our new Worst Song of the Week series instead. We know what you're thinking: How could Karmin possibly create something worse than a 3OH!3 song containing the line “The girl was biting on my lips like Jeffrey Dahmer”? Well, we're surprised too, but also happy to break this down for you. Here's how terrible the new Karmin song is, second by second.

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