Pairing a doughnut with most any food item other than coffee can lead to meals even Elvis couldn't countenance. But San Francisco's Alcatraz Landing Cafe has broken ground by creating a pairing even Elvis would not wear. It's the doughnuts and tight, short-shorts one-stop shopping experience.
San Franciscans have long enjoyed poking fun at the tourists flocking to our fair city — many of whom appear to have enjoyed a doughnut or two in their day — dressing inappropriately in shorts. Who would have thought we would be reinforcing — and perhaps even introducing — these behaviors? We have met the enemy, and he is us. Wearing shorts. And eating a Krispy Kreme.
Are doughnuts and lycra shorts on most people's shopping lists? Not exactly, say store employees.