We're thinking the same thing most readers are about this potential union between the historically conservative Examiner and the left-leaning Bay Guardian … what the hell?

We can only imagine what kind of headlines we might get out of this seemingly incompatible marriage. What happens when you blend boring daily newsy stories with the crusading prose of the longtime weekly?

Here's our best guess at future headlines and content changes:

• “Goons, Thugs, Punks, etc. Menace Burning Man”