How To Escape an Attack By Roller Skating Ninjas

I've covered a few “How To”s, however, I feel today I should put something actually useful up by providing you with a video on how to escape an ambush by roller skating ninjas. We all know ninjas are fast, but ninjas with roller skates are even faster. Pay close attention to the wonderful techniques used by the driver, as he uses the guard rails to smear off a sticky bad guy or using a large hill to thwart those pajama-wearing, star-throwing, menaces to society. Stay safe! —James Y Lee

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