How to Park Wherever the Hell You Please (Without Being Handicapped) — By Laser-Guided Awesome, The SF Weekly Utility Blog

I put my life savings into quarters and keep it inside my car for metered parking because each coin can give me only a few measly minutes. A retarded boy playing Ms. Pac Man can last longer on his quarter than the meters downtown. I know there are garages and lots but they’re not worth it for a 1-2 hour park. This city alone cites 1.9 million tickets each year, and I’ve definitely had my share. But, I’d like to show you some simple ways to park your car for free. Of course, we do not take any responsibility for what may happen, however, I stand by my 3 cheating ways even if it doesn’t work for you.—James Y Lee

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