Issuetology: San Francisco's Madness Is Year-Round

Who doesn't love a bracket, with its promise that the universe is an orderly, predictable place, if only you have the right diagram? This billion-dollar delusion has infected us too with the idea that we can “solve San Francisco” if we throw enough stuff on a page and call it “seeded.” Thus, we've created our Bracket of San Francisco Issues so that we might all pretend that there is a way to get at the One True Problem plaguing the city. Hell, it might work. Download your bracket, fill it out, save it, and send it back to us at We will let you the reader be the chaos that shapes our reality.

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