Last week, Board of Supervisors President David Chiu announced he's running for mayor. What is his platform?
• His record. He promises to betray his supporters after this election, too
• To keep Willie Brown close and Rose Pak closer
• A pledge to be 33 percent more Asian
• To leave no deal uncut
• Diversity: He'll be the first Harvard graduate to ever hold a position of power and influence
• A solemn promise to give Eric Mar something to do
• He'll bring civility back to all the people who don't trust him
• To parlay “mayor” into an even bigger, more prestigious gig. Like maybe lieutenant governor