List: The terrible things tour guides say

Supervisor David Chiu has introduced legislation that will forbid tour buses from using loudspeakers. What were tour buses doing to warrant this ban?

• Trash-talking to Muni buses

• Spending the entire ride through the Castro saying, “Eeeew! They're kissing!”

• Complaining about potholes

• Giving out spoilers to TV episodes people in North Beach haven't seen

• Using the phrase “dirty hippies” more than five times in 60 seconds

• Explaining the city's structural deficit

• Discussing how difficult it is to find a place to park

• Demanding that homeless people dance

• Complaining about the weather

• Taking people from red states seriously

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