List: What Threats Should San Franciscans Be Frightened Of?

As a result of recent global turmoil, the FBI has told San Franciscans to be “on alert,” but it hasn't told them why. What threats are San Franciscans most afraid of?

• Happy Meals

• Al-Qaeda's plan for pension reform

• People sitting or lying suspiciously

• Wal-Mart

• Tony Hall running for mayor again

• Leland Yee running for mayor for the first time

• Discovering our olive oil isn't locally sourced

• The Beard

• The rest of America

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