Right: “I was just really broken up at how little I donated to the Police Athletic League this year. I want to give;”
Right: “I thought I was over the 2002 World Series, but I was wrong.”
Wrong: “I only drank some beers and shots;”
Yes, that's what the man said. If ever stopped by the police, it's generally a poor idea, for any reason, to essentially quote a George Thorogood song (yes we know “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer,” was written by John Lee Hooker — but once Thorogood got his hands on it — that sealed it).