Never mind the fact that none of us San Franciscans can afford to pay rent, the presidential candidates seem to think we've got money to spare. Just a short month after President Obama made a cameo in San Francisco, First Lady Michelle Obama is planning her own trip to our fair city, and not for the scenic beauty or the clam chowder. No. She's coming here to shake us down for more cash, so her husband can win reelection and we don't have to listen anymore of those crazy Republicans talk about birth control.
The First Lady will land in San Francisco sans her husband, President Obama, on March 30, the Chron informs us. She's expected to begin her cash-raising circuit at the California Academy of Sciences for an afternoon event sponsored by the Obama Victory Fund and Families for Obama.
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