Palm Reader Foe Writes Angriest City Hall Petition Ever

You are lower than sub-scum. The slimy stuff you find under scum. There is not a scum category for you. I will now make...

San Franciscans have many reasons to be angry at City Hall, what with service cutbacks, fee hikes, and daily tales of inefficiency and incompetence. But The Snitch's Angriest San Francisco City Hall Petitioner Ever directs his venom at an unlikely target: supposedly sub-standard palm-reading.

“You provide an imaginary service that should be shut down,” writes Tim Giangiobbe in a recent letter to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors describing his feelings about the supposed shortcomings of a local palm reader. “You have gone beyond the bounds of human decency. You are lower than sub-scum. The slimy stuff you find under scum. There is not a scum category for you. I will now make one up especially for you. The super slimy sub-scum bovine queen liar thief of the decade. Still too nice. I'll work on it.”

Tags: , , ,

Related Stories