Strip clubs always think you should spend the holidays with them, and the manner in which they try to convince you to do so is always two parts hilarity, one part absurdity and one part creepiness (the creepiness is largely reserved for the Christmas holiday.) Behold Market Street Cinema's (“See the Beauty, Touch the Magic”) bid for your attendance this St. Patrick's Day. While we get the “pot of gold reference” (just barely!) the promise to “find your inner leprechaun” left us stumped. Leprechauns seem uniquely unsuited to a strip club atmosphere, as they are stingy with their wealth, according to any number of academic texts, such as the Leprechaun films (especially Leprechaun 4: In Space and Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood) and Darby O'Gill and the Little People. They are cantankerous male spirits who must be tricked into parting with their money.
Okay, maybe this accurately describes a number of strip club patrons. Or maybe it's just your basic male anatomy joke. Whatever. Happy St. Patrick's Day!