A woman, who probably has really great teeth, was busted stealing 13 tubes of toothpaste from a store in the Western Addition earlier this week.
At about 8:45 a.m. on Wednesday, a 46-year-old woman was at a store on the 1300 block of Divisadero shopping around. She was spotted taking the 13 tubes of paste and attempting to walk out of the store with them.
The clerk stopped the woman to confront her. She maced the employee — and then put those choppers to the test by biting him on the hand, according to police reports.