San Francisco Pride: Who Applied For the Niftiest Sex Toy Patent? Someone From Our City Did. That's Right.

San Franciscans have always been an innovative group. Both the slot machine and the Murphy Bed were created by denizens of our city. And a quick perusal of the the Google patent application shows that little has changed. Doing a word search for “San Francisco” turned up a number of inventions that reflect our city's unique and … erm … permissive character.

The above illustration above depicts a patent for “Modular Sex Toys and Sales Thereof.” Basically, it's a drawing of how consumers could be assisted over the phone while purchasing  customizable sex toys so as to build the best phallus — with a woman's head at its tip, or optional penguin and rabbit attachments.

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