Knew you'd look! You dirty dogs.
That's Kelcey Gavar gliding down Mission Creek, and the contraption she seems to have borrowed from Captain Jack Sparrow is a “stand up paddleboard.” If these surfboard-like devices are ubiquitous where you're from — well, forgive us for our impromptu reenactment of George H.W. Bush confronted with a supermarket scanner. But if you noticed Gavar out of the corner of your eye gliding, upright, along the water like Jesus on his tippy-toes, then you'd chase after her with a camera, too.
It turns out Gavar is a stand up paddleboard pro: She heads the outdoor programs at nearby U.C. San Francisco's Mission Bay campus. Come next month you, too, can learn to tame the stand up paddleboard