Study: Asshole Parents Play Role in Fucking Up Gay Kids

By Ashley Harrell

Ahh, the perfect family: faceless in gender-appropriate clothing an floating on a two-dimensional, sunshine-yellow disc while championing its own preservation. But here's the thing: that little girl in the dress — we'll call her Wanda — may eventually realize she's more into meat flaps than pork swords. Then what?

Here's what. The faceless mommy and daddy worry their detached little heads off, then explain to Wanda that she's abnormal and kick her off the disc. On the street, Wanda winds up sucking more carpet than ever, sometimes for money to support her crack habit. Then she kills herself.

Did it have to happen this way? A new study says no. And in case you missed all 190 mundane news articles on the topic, here's a little recap. Between 2002 and 2005, San Francisco State researchers rounded up 224 gay 20-somethings from around San Francisco. They asked them if they were part of supportive families, or non-supportive (which will henceforth be referred to as “asshole”) families, and it turned out that the gays with the asshole families were generally not doing as well.

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