Tech Mogul Sean Parker Says He Should Be Pitied by the 99 Percent

The Occupy protesters might think they have it bad. Dealing with latrine-like encampments, tear-gas assaults, and general derision from the nation's economic and political elite is no walk in the park. But Silicon Valley billionaire Sean Parker has news for them: His life is pretty tough, too.

In a series of tweets yesterday, Parker composed what amounts to a succinct opposite of The Communist Manifesto. You think it's fun dropping $5,000 tips for waitresses and seeing yourself portrayed by Justin Timberlake in a blockbuster movie? Parker has news for you, proletarians: Obscenely rich dork-playboys are born free, yet everywhere they are in chains.

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