Terrifying Revelations About Hauntings in City Hall

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City Hall is haunted. Not just by measures that have died within its chambers, but by actual spooks — or so claimed our robed tour guide last night. The guy with the Snuggie shepherded a large group of gawkers on a “ghost walk” of the building as part of the City Guides Walking Tour series. The fount of knowledge was decked out druid-style, and armed with a binder that read “Book of the Dead” on one side and “Kabbalah for Dummies” on the other. Perhaps the latter was left over from a previous walking tour (or maybe even a previous incarnation)?

 Attendees knew they were in for a hair-raising time when they were handed a scrap of paper with a long list of illnesses that might be exacerbated by the walk. Listed alongside maladies like angina and colic were pre- and post- menstrual syndrome. “But aren't all women either pre- or post-menstrual?” My friend shrewdly pointed out. We decided to take the risk.

City Hall, it turns out, is built on the site of an old cemetery. During its construction, the bones were disinterred and transported to Colma. All of this was done somewhat unceremoniously, according to our guide, as bones are unearthed whenever new construction projects are initiated in the area. In addition to the owners of the shafted bones, it was speculated that the ghosts of persons killed within the building also roamed the marble corridors.

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