Trent Baalke Is 49ers' GM. Quelle Surprise!

Yesterday, the San Francisco 49ers concluded their comprehensive search for a new general manager without leaving the training facility. In-house favorite Trent Baalke was hired to fill the vacant position — a move only slightly less predictable than the plotline of a Popeye cartoon.

What other amazing developments are pending in 49erland?

  • Team retains red and gold as uniform colors

  • Players, coaches continue to credit supreme being for their workplace success

  • Players, coaches mention team's “great tradition”

  • Cheerleaders wear short skirts, tall boots

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