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This just in from our coveted sources: Anti-abortion and pro-choice marches and rallies to be held tomorrow on Justin Herman Plaza and Marina Green will probably end up aborting Muni service:

The [pro-choice] march will begin from Justin Herman Plaza at noon. The march route will go north on The Embarcadero from the Ferry Building, west on Jefferson Street, south on Leavenworth Street, west on Beach Street, south on Polk Street, west on Bay Street, north on Laguna Street to Marina Boulevard and the Marina Green.

The following Muni lines will be affected:

10-Townsend

12-Folsom

19-Polk

30-Stockton

47-Van Ness

49-Mission/Van Ness

Hyde Cable Car

F-Market

Traffic delays can be expected between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. in the area