Warm Weather Inspires Public Masturbation

The Examiner brings us this not-so-pleasurable story this morning about a disturbing uptick in public masturbation — and we're not referring to your Muni ride last night.

Just last week in Half Moon Bay, sheriff's deputies were called to a

report of a man who allegedly had been pleasuring himself while peering

into a bedroom window of home on Amesport Landing at about 5:30 a.m. According to the Ex, the homeowner chased after the masturbating man, but lost sight of him. San Mateo County deputies later spotted the suspect and arrested him after another

chase.

Gilberto Flores, 33, was booked on charges of indecent exposure, peeping, and resisting arrest, deputies said.

But wait, there's more!

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