All kidding aside, we hear Supervisor Chris Daly is a hell of a bartender. So when he opens up his office on Thursday as an alcohol-laden cash-generator for the Coalition on Homelessness (5 p.m. first drink) — greatness may ensue.
Daly is talented enough at slinging the booze that he's able to name specialty drinks after people; School board member Jane Kim told SF Weekly that Daly named a “lychee martini-like” concoction after her. By once again bribing the Guardian's unpaid interns (a signed picture of Bea Arthur is all it took), we've come up with a full list of Daly's drinkable creations:
The “Gavin Newsom”: Two parts vegetable oil, one part ham, one part dirt, one part soy fillers, five parts cranberry juice, two parts strychnine, and two parts “special sauce I have to run to the back room to get.”
The “Jeff Adachi”: A kamikaze for the man who crashed his plane into the mayor's battleship regarding budgetary matters. And don't let him open a tab.
The “Dennis Herrera”: Two parts scotch, one part soda, and four press releases.