I'm writing this piece the day it's due because a.) I'm a comedian (procrastination!) and b.) I just got out of the hospital for…
Next week, the Republican Party will convene in Tampa to plot world domination. And you're feeling left out. Yes, you badly want in on…
I went barhopping with my friend Floyd the other night, and we started talking about The Guinness Book of World Records. According to him,…
We often wondered about Tyler Florence: Applebee's? One would think a Food Network star could get a better gig, like Tom Collichio and his…
Hodgepodge. You gotta like the word hodgepodge. Not only is it somewhat onomatopoeic, but it reminds me of Fred Sanford if he were a…
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