“Valar Morghulis,” last night's Game of Thrones finale, gave us dragons, direwolves, and White Walkers — a fancy way of saying zombies. In other…
This week on Game of Thrones: The Battle of Blackwater unfolds thusly: MURDER. FIRE. SEVERED LIMBS. Also, we thought he had ascended Douchebag Peak…
When the war is over, and they've put out all of the literal and figurative fires and gotten all of the heads off the…
When I was 17, my then-boyfriend's little brother threatened to kill me. The family's apartment was small, so his brother's desktop computer sat directly…
This week on Game of Thrones: As king, Joffrey proves himself vicious, stupid, and shit covered; Theon Greyjoy's dubious success makes him horny; Daenerys…
This week on Game of Thrones: Arya Stark proves that her mind is as sharp as her sword; Renly Barathon realizes, brutally and suddenly,…
This week on Game of Thrones: Stannis and Renly Baratheon call each other stupid, threaten each other with death; Daenerys Targaryen and her khalasar…
