“Valar Morghulis,” last night's Game of Thrones finale, gave us dragons, direwolves, and White Walkers — a fancy way of saying zombies. In other…
This week on Game of Thrones: As king, Joffrey proves himself vicious, stupid, and shit covered; Theon Greyjoy's dubious success makes him horny; Daenerys…
Welcome to the Game of Thrones, where kings clash for cash and prizes. Episode two, “The Night Lands,” is all boobs, thinly veiled threats,…
To: Prince King Joffrey Date: Just after episode one of season two I apologize for the egregious error in my greeting, your grace. I assure…
