Elf You!

The holidays are busy and stressful times, and we often take for granted the real people responsible for making the holidays happen: those in…

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Ice, Ice Baby

If you’ve been in San Francisco for a long time, you’ve probably heard the phrase, “No one is from San Francisco.” This isn’t technically…

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Department Store Depression

A 33-year-old man applies for a job as an elf at Macy’s for the holidays. He gets the job and becomes “Crumpet.” Into his…

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