With titles like Hung Wankenstein, Pulp Friction, and my personal favorite, Edward Penis-Hands (I laugh every single time), the genre of porn parody has…
Day games in September are notoriously unattended — the kids are back in school, (who skips class to go to the ol' ballpark in…
We knew there must be several roar contests in existence, but we weren't really expecting a bunch of Chewbacca's running around a hospital. Here's…
In the ever-expanding supernova of subsidiary content in the Star Wars universe (action figures, Lego sets, video games, novels, TV movies, cartoons, and theme…
In the ever-expanding supernova of subsidiary content in the Star Wars universe (action figures, Lego sets, video games, novels, TV movies, cartoons, and theme…
Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. Big…
Morning zoo sweater dumpling Glenn Beck is best known for saying ridiculous things on TV for a couple years and then suddenly not doing…
George Lucas finally gets it. Sort of. The flannel-abusing 67-year-old director recently told The New York Times Magazine, “Why would I make any more…
Each Friday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State basements, thrift stores, estate sales, and…
Stardate Feb. 22, 1975: It's Northern California's first Star Trek convention, held at Lincoln High School in San Francisco. The long lines, crowded rooms,…
