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Sloppy Handwriting Derails Attempted Bank Robbery
by Michael Toren • 04/16/2020 12:46 pm

A Portola bank heist was aborted after the teller was unable to read the would-be robber’s note.

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Ebb Tide: Please Don’t Eat Those Delicious-Looking Tide...
by Peter-Astrid Kane • 01/18/2018 12:34 pm

The Tide Pod Challenge has caused so many teenagers to consume candy-like detergent packs that @Tide’s Twitter feed has been reduced to poison-control triage.

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“Love” Is Not an Ingredient, FDA Rules
by Peter-Astrid Kane • 10/09/2017 9:46 am

Leave it to the Trump Administration to kick “love” to the curb.

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Winter Arts Guide: Comedy
by Zack Ruskin • 01/26/2017 5:33 am

Now Mary Tyler Moore died? We’re gonna need some laughs.

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BREAKING: FBI Raiding Home Connected to Man Beaten...
Chris Roberts • 04/01/2016 6:28 pm

FBI agents are reportedly raiding a home in Visitacion Valley in San Francisco where Stanislov Petrov, the man beaten by Alameda County Sheriff's deputies…

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Project Nourished: Paving the Way for a Future...
Pete Kane • 01/14/2015 7:54 am

Remember Soylent, the meal-replacement slurry marketed towards humanoids who hate their own metabolism and wish they could just be robots already? Kokiri Lab in…

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A Petition for McDonald's to Create a “McFried...
Pete Kane • 10/02/2014 4:00 pm

Frivolous petitions are really in vogue right now. Whether it’s dividing California into six states or asking the White House to construct a Death…

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